👉 "Encompass $$ insurance" is like wrapping your life in a cozy blanket, but with a side of existential dread. It's the fancy term for any insurance policy that promises to cover you in case something
really
goes wrong - think your cat decides to start a small nuclear reactor, or if your house decides it's time for a makeover and decides your couch is a Renaissance artist.
Here's an edgy example: "After my cat, Fluffy, decided to throw a party in my backyard, I bought $$ insurance because, you know, just in case the party gets out of hand and I'm left with a pile of shredded curtains."
